E-Books →An Idiot's Love of Idioms 2

Sometimes the things we say, if we really think about it, make absolutely no logical sense.
Take what I'm saying as read but not with a pinch of salt, I think this book will be a sight for sore eyes and will warm the cockles of your heart.
This book won't cost you an arm and a leg and you won't have to push the boat out to buy it and I'm not trying to pull the wool over your eyes as there are no smoke and mirrors here. If you like idioms it might be right up your alley and I'll stick my neck out and say you'll find it top drawer.
Hang fire you say, well, this kind of book only comes once in a blue moon so keep your hair on, don't flip your lid and remember every cloud has a silver lining even if it's not cloud nine. So don't drop a clanger and cut me some slack, buy this book and I guarantee you I'll have you in stitches.