E-Books →Bucket List of an Idiot

Ever since the Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson movie The Bucket List came out in 2008, people have been creating their own lists of things to do before they kick the bucket. No two bucket lists are the same, but each list has the same ultimate goal-to make the list maker feel like they are doing something useful with their life instead of just sitting around, writing lists, and watching Morgan Freeman movies. Dom had seen some of those lists and they looked so difficult that he wondered whether dying would be a better option than actually ticking off the items. "I am a paid-up life-member of a place called the comfort zone. People always go on about the importance of getting out of your comfort zone. Not me. Any day I can stay inside it is a good day. All of which makes it a bit odd that I decided to complete a bucket list of my own. Not just any bucket list though. This is a reverse bucket list-a bunch of stuff that I could have happily passed away without ever doing-stuff like getting a tattoo I'd instantly regret, arm wrestlingaprofessional rugby player,and being the model for a life drawing class-and I recruited some of my closest family and friends to compile it for me. In hindsight, this was a bad idea. But here it is-my pain, discomfort, and humiliation for your pleasure."