E-Books →The Book of Murray The Life, Teachings, and Kvetching of the Lost Prophet

Finally, in The Book of Murray, we have answers. Here is the source for such timeless teachings as "Love the stranger, but not on the first date" and "Trust not a cardiologist who chain-smokes."
This remarkable biblical text, recently unearthed from a golf course in South Florida, is the surprising, hilarious, and uplifting chronicle of the Old Testament's most unlikely prophet-Murray, son of Irving of the Tribe of Levi (Relaxed Fit).
Though a poor student and a disappointment to his parents, Murray hears God's call. Soon he is wandering the land, spreading his unique brand of wisdom, whether from a mountaintop or at a themed bar mitzvah.
He reminds followers of the Ten (or so) Commandments. He boldly predicts the future of the Israelites: "Thy people will produce philosophers and scientists and novelists and Nobel Prize winners. Yet still thou wilt be unable to find the hood release on thy car." He judges a dispute between two women fighting over a cherished black-and-white cookie-all leading to the spectacular finale.
Filled with divinely inspired yet practical advice ("Thou shalt not freelance"),
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